Land of Dairy: Sexual Etiquette

I still need to work on SP's sexual etiquette a bit.... let's think about this for a minute.

Men (yes, I am abusing the male stereotype here, but it's for the sake of being funny. Roll with it.) understand cars. They get that the engine requires oil. I have a very limited understanding of this myself, but I think it's something to do with pistons and revolutions or something and the need to lubricate this process in order for the car to continue to run smoothly... or work at all. There's the important concept: continued friction requires lubrication, or continued friction without lubrication is bad.

If men get that when it comes to cars, why not with women?? Women can actually FEEL and the parts of our body we are talking about having friction in and around are intensely sensitive. This concept should be a logical leap, and should make even more sense than the car stuff does.

Connect the dots, never touch a woman without some sort of lubrication. It can be her own, but if that is not yet in supply (or not in enough supply) or you just want to up the ante a bit, add some. Lube is a gift. A wonderful gift.

Moral: Friction without lube is bad. Anywhere, anytime. Thank you.