Things I am embarrassed by but not enough to keep to myself:

Inspired by a super old post on the bunny blog.
I'm not embarrassed by each of these things necessarily, but I definitely recognize their absurdity.

- I can lick my own nipples, at least I didn't figure it out by my own inspiration... it was because of my troublingly insatiable curiosity (once someone asked, I had to know).

- I am (also) abnormally proud when I outwit the cats.

- I get horny over electronics and techy stuff like digital cameras, flat-screen TV's, and the like.

- I was almost petrified to get my first plant, I didn't want to screw up such an easy and inanimate responsibility.

- I once made my step siblings believe in man-eating cows on a camping trip, causing no end of trouble for my mom at the time. And I didn't feel bad for it. It's one of my favorite and most vivid sibling memories. I didn't have siblings for long.

- I apologized to the first item I used to masturbate, it was a vibrating bunny key chain. Then I gave it a bath... and found something else less animate looking so I didn't have to feel bad about it anymore.

- My first best friend was a teddy bear.

- My teeth are abnormally sharp and strong. They've been filed down 3 separate times at the dentist, and yet I still regularly cut my tongue and the insides of my cheeks on them.

- I pour sweat, and it smells. I like it when no one else is around to make me feel unsocially acceptable. It proves I pushed myself.

- I think I love my cats more than I ever could another person - in a relationship, not a friendship.

- I hope that last one isn't true, but so far, it is - I trust them to love me.

- I thought about sex so much when I was younger that it made me too scared to masturbate. I was afraid if I started, I would never want to stop.

-I generally hate hearing what people think about my paintings. I didn't paint it for them. (Unless it's a commission, or a select few people.)

- I'm annoyingly long-winded. I annoy myself.

- I like weird movies, they make me feel smarter and sophisticated and I love being emotionally stimulated that way. Then I have an excuse for those feelings.

- I have ordered from infomercials due to insomnia. My logical, cynical chip goes to sleep before I do.

- I was given a flail and I have always wanted to hit a pumpkin with it, but I feel too guilty when I look at their awesome jack-o-lantern faces. Maybe I should try a watermelon.

- I think I'm addicted to ordering things off the internet, I make myself forget I ordered it so it's a 'gift' when it comes in the mail. Yay!

- I forgot one of my pairs of jeans has one ass cheek ripped out and have worn them twice now on accident, but I love to paint in them so I haven't thrown them away. I feel bad for the ugly looks I gave the people who stared at me or turned their kids away. I thought it was just because I was dressed grubby. I did this in high school once or twice too.

- I sometimes welcome sleep paralysis (which is accompanied by freaky hallucinations), because it's a legitimate excuse to miss class.

- I busted my teeth up into my gums, back down, and then completely out... all because I just KNEW I could fly and everyone was lying to me.

- I looove my finger length toes, I sometimes throw things to the cats with them just to throw them off.

- I have had a screaming fight with a spider AND with a spider-infested forest.

- I learned about what sex looks like when my mom fell asleep too early before the end of an R rated movie, so she didn't fast forward the parts I wasn't supposed to see. I rewound it a few times, but turned the volume off so she wouldn't know.

- I spent more on my cats (one had health issues) last year than myself. Ouch.

- I used to punish myself when I did something bad as a child.

- this list could go on, I'll have to try to remember to add to it later. :)